Here is a coulple of interesting Chemistry Jokes that i would like to share with you.
Chemists are the *cleanest* people you’ll ever meet…
they wash their hands even *before* they go to the restroom!
Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H-two-O-CUBED
Q: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?
A: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!
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About Justus von Liebig (1803-1873).
One day he was approached by his assistant who all excited informed him
that he had just discovered a universal solvent.
Liebig asked: “And what is a universal solvent?”
Assistant: “One that dissolves all substances.”
Liebig: “Where are you going to keep that solvent, then?”
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Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That’s not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was…H to O.
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